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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:47 pm | |
| - crutch51 wrote:
- Samwitty wrote:
- Crutch, Crotch samething
My better half says, at least I have a crotch that doesn't need a crutch....
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. Ya but thats because your a crotchless crutchless 51. | |
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jewelz Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 921 Age : 69 Location : Hays Registration date : 2008-04-04
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:07 pm | |
| - crutch51 wrote:
- If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life than lets all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
I'll go for that!!! | |
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jewelz Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 921 Age : 69 Location : Hays Registration date : 2008-04-04
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:10 pm | |
| - Samwitty wrote:
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I'm more worried about what the humans do to it. I drank straight out of streams before but I won't drink water from KS. There isn't any streams beded with rock here and that's what cleans the streams. Yummmmm sweet water. Quote::: Ah music. A magic beyond all we do here. JK Rawling 1997 | |
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crutch51 Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1207 Age : 78 Location : here Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:18 am | |
| - Samwitty wrote:
- crutch51 wrote:
- Samwitty wrote:
- Crutch, Crotch samething
My better half says, at least I have a crotch that doesn't need a crutch....
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. Ya but thats because your a crotchless crutchless 51. And you know this, how? | |
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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:33 pm | |
| Because Stone Cold says so. | |
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crutch51 Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1207 Age : 78 Location : here Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:36 pm | |
| - Samwitty wrote:
- Because Stone Cold says so.
very good... | |
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crutch51 Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1207 Age : 78 Location : here Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:49 pm | |
| Remember I before E except in budweiser | |
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jewelz Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 921 Age : 69 Location : Hays Registration date : 2008-04-04
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:23 am | |
| everyone needs to believe in something...I believe I'll have another beer. | |
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fescue Rookie
Number of posts : 234 Registration date : 2008-04-06
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:50 am | |
| - jewelz wrote:
- Samwitty wrote:
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I'm more worried about what the humans do to it. I drank straight out of streams before but I won't drink water from KS. There isn't any streams beded with rock here and that's what cleans the streams. Yummmmm sweet water. Quote::: Ah music. A magic beyond all we do here. JK Rawling 1997 Rocks will do nothing to kill microbial contaminants,You have no idea what went into the water upstream.....very risky no matter what state it's in. | |
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The Other One All Star
Number of posts : 3675 Registration date : 2008-03-25
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:38 am | |
| - fescue wrote:
- jewelz wrote:
- Samwitty wrote:
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I'm more worried about what the humans do to it. I drank straight out of streams before but I won't drink water from KS. There isn't any streams beded with rock here and that's what cleans the streams. Yummmmm sweet water. Quote::: Ah music. A magic beyond all we do here. JK Rawling 1997 Rocks will do nothing to kill microbial contaminants,You have no idea what went into the water upstream.....very risky no matter what state it's in. You mean the water in Coors is filtered? That's not what they say on their commercials. | |
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jewelz Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 921 Age : 69 Location : Hays Registration date : 2008-04-04
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:05 am | |
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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:04 am | |
| Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day you're in diapers; the next day you're gone. But the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul. | |
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zbounce Rookie
Number of posts : 117 Age : 64 Location : nw kansas Registration date : 2008-10-12
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:08 am | |
| "One of the things we have to be thankful for is that we don't get as much government as we pay for." (Charles Kettering) | |
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jewelz Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 921 Age : 69 Location : Hays Registration date : 2008-04-04
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:23 am | |
| Self-esteem is a fragile flower,and can be crushed so easily. Kind words go far! | |
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Justoo All Star
Number of posts : 3812 Age : 67 Location : Location, Location. Registration date : 2008-03-25
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:51 am | |
| Look both ways before crossing. | |
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crutch51 Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1207 Age : 78 Location : here Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:57 am | |
| Temper gets you into trouble, pride keeps you there.. | |
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jewelz Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 921 Age : 69 Location : Hays Registration date : 2008-04-04
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:48 pm | |
| No job can compete with the responsibility of shaping and molding a new human being. Parrenting is the hardest job you will ever have. Yet can be the very most rewarding! | |
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crutch51 Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1207 Age : 78 Location : here Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:54 pm | |
| Everything that lives,lives not alone,nor for itself.. | |
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The Other One All Star
Number of posts : 3675 Registration date : 2008-03-25
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:27 pm | |
| Don't crush that dwarf; hand me the pliers. | |
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Justoo All Star
Number of posts : 3812 Age : 67 Location : Location, Location. Registration date : 2008-03-25
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:29 pm | |
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The Other One All Star
Number of posts : 3675 Registration date : 2008-03-25
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:09 pm | |
| Is it twue what dey say about your people? | |
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crutch51 Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1207 Age : 78 Location : here Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:41 pm | |
| No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap | |
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SlumberGirl Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1136 Age : 59 Location : Hays, KS Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:29 pm | |
| - The Other One wrote:
- Is it twue what dey say about your people?
Oh, it's twue, it's twue! | |
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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:25 pm | |
| My grandfather was in WW I. He suffered from a mustard gas attack. It turned him into a peace activist. At one peace rally he was sprayed with pepper spray.
He is a seasoned veteran! | |
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crutch51 Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1207 Age : 78 Location : here Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:38 pm | |
| beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without it.. | |
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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:50 pm | |
| Be American, buy American, and do it all the American way: Charge it! | |
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Justoo All Star
Number of posts : 3812 Age : 67 Location : Location, Location. Registration date : 2008-03-25
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:56 am | |
| I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here. | |
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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:30 am | |
| A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard. | |
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jewelz Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 921 Age : 69 Location : Hays Registration date : 2008-04-04
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:58 pm | |
| The way children behave is a reflection of their respect for their parents. ( From book, Love must be tough. Hehe . Most of the time. Hehe | |
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The Other One All Star
Number of posts : 3675 Registration date : 2008-03-25
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:04 pm | |
| If the world was flat, all the Chinese would fall off. | |
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crutch51 Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1207 Age : 78 Location : here Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:44 pm | |
| If you can't find your ass with both hands, your in big trouble... | |
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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:26 pm | |
| An agreeable person is someone who agrees with you. | |
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The Other One All Star
Number of posts : 3675 Registration date : 2008-03-25
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:00 am | |
| - Samwitty wrote:
- An agreeable person is someone who agrees with you.
I agree. | |
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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:06 pm | |
| It's always room temperature in here... | |
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crutch51 Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1207 Age : 78 Location : here Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:49 pm | |
| Except on those really chilly nights... | |
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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:05 pm | |
| Ain't broke, but I am badly bent. | |
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crutch51 Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1207 Age : 78 Location : here Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:09 pm | |
| try the redneck male enhancement program,get a bicycle pump... | |
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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:27 am | |
| And, pray tell, whose imagination are you a figment of? | |
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Justoo All Star
Number of posts : 3812 Age : 67 Location : Location, Location. Registration date : 2008-03-25
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:58 pm | |
| Just think - if the Indians had given the Pilgrim fathers a donkey instead of a turkey, we all would be having a piece of ass for thanksgiving. | |
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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:32 pm | |
| For sale: Braille dictionary; like new; must see to appreciate. | |
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jewelz Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 921 Age : 69 Location : Hays Registration date : 2008-04-04
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:12 pm | |
| - Justoo wrote:
- Just think - if the Indians had given the Pilgrim fathers a donkey instead of a turkey, we all would be having a piece of ass for thanksgiving.
OMGosh that is funny!!! Can I use it this Thanks Giving??? as we sit to eat turkey I will say it! | |
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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:06 am | |
| Oldsmobile. Say what you want to about used-car salesmen, but they've done more than anybody else for plaid and toupees and being really annoying assholes. | |
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jewelz Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 921 Age : 69 Location : Hays Registration date : 2008-04-04
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:03 am | |
| Those who say it cannot be done, should not interrupt those who are doing it. ~Chinese Proverb~ | |
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crutch51 Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1207 Age : 78 Location : here Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:49 am | |
| Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.. | |
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Justoo All Star
Number of posts : 3812 Age : 67 Location : Location, Location. Registration date : 2008-03-25
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:21 pm | |
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jewelz Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 921 Age : 69 Location : Hays Registration date : 2008-04-04
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:08 pm | |
| that's not the only thing that floats | |
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jewelz Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 921 Age : 69 Location : Hays Registration date : 2008-04-04
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:22 pm | |
| Isn't it sad that there is a multuide of lonelyness? | |
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crutch51 Major Leaguer
Number of posts : 1207 Age : 78 Location : here Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:00 pm | |
| Not all cream rises to the top.. | |
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Samwitty Minor Leaguer
Number of posts : 873 Location : 67601 Registration date : 2008-03-26
| Subject: Re: ~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:35 pm | |
| Your kid may be an honor student but YOU'RE still an IDIOT! | |
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