Taking a woman to bed

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED


What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.


At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.


At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.


At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.


At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.


At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.



At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!



At 78 -- What story???

What bed???

Who the hell are you???

The age 28 has me wondering. I never knew that girl.

A ladies man like you, Skate? Hard to believe.

ah, to be 28 again!!!!

jessks75 wrote:

ah, to be 28 again!!!!

Hell, I'd settle for 32...

nitromaxx98 wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

ah, to be 28 again!!!!

Hell, I'd settle for 32...

me too!

'Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
He was the Playboy Type (he smoked a pipe)
His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE!"
He had an Irish Setter
It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night
The moon was dim, the band was tight
They did the Bump together
What a splendid sight, her teeth were white
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)
He was glad that he met her
She was an office girl (her name was Betty)
Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY
(They discussed the weather)"

I never think of Helen Reddy without thinking of you now EP.

steinem wrote:

I never think of Helen Reddy without thinking of you now EP.

Zappa is rolling in his grave because of that comment.

......are you kidding....he's spinning because you went.

letsallskate wrote:

The age 28 has me wondering. I never knew that girl.

It wasn't until I was about that age that I had to start telling them stories.

A lady friend who's a couple years younger than me was just telling me how her friends keep telling her she needs to forget men her age and date guys in their late teens and early 20's cause it's the in thing for older women now.

So let's see. If a 45 year old guy dates 20 year old woman he's a pervert. If a 45 year old gal dates a 20 year old man she's cool. Oooooookay..

...actually I think dating a guy that young would be kind of creepy, myself.

steinem wrote:

...actually I think dating a guy that young would be kind of creepy, myself.

Apparently so does my lady friend cause she likes my sorry old ass.

Ratzilla has a lady friend, hhhhmmm... Sweet!!

steinem wrote:

...actually I think dating a guy that young would be kind of creepy, myself.

You could be a hot lil cougar

SlumberGirl wrote:

Ratzilla has a lady friend, hhhhmmm... Sweet!!

I thought that, too, but wasn't going to say anything. Since you did... Schweet!

suzyr wrote:

SlumberGirl wrote:

Ratzilla has a lady friend, hhhhmmm... Sweet!!

I thought that, too, but wasn't going to say anything. Since you did... Schweet!

Oh good someone finally said something....Right on RAtz!!!!

Yeah, ok ladies. Nothing serious. I just wish I'd got the extra patches in the puncture repair kit when I ordered her.

I thought I read that in a dream. It didn't seem real.

Ratzilla wrote:

Yeah, ok ladies. Nothing serious. I just wish I'd got the extra patches in the puncture repair kit when I ordered her.

I have some extra patches for ya! She sounds lovely.

SlumberGirl wrote:

I have some extra patches for ya! She sounds lovely.

Yeah you would have extras LOL. Not hard to look at and deeply tanned. We'll see what happens.