Wanted - One Good Man

itdoesntmatter wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

LMFAO.....I think ya answered your own question

So, where are you going with this?

Your Sis is playing MatchMaker.

jessks75 wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

better than SOMEONE in your throat!!!

I don't understand...

oh come on now!!!

What?

dont make me come smack you

jessks75 wrote:

dont make me come smack you

Depends where you gonna smack me....

Badonkadonk....

well.......if you want to call it that!!!

Call what, what, you perv...

I know this is a topic about finding a good man but where are all the good women at?????

Shoot we are here, men just want barbie look alikes!!!!

Degeneration X wrote:

I know this is a topic about finding a good man but where are all the good women at?????

HERE I am!!! I'm fun, playful, artistic, smart, spontanius, (bad speller.. but who cares..I try). I quilt, garden, can food, cook, clean, great helper when I can. I fish(Not clean them nor eat them) camp, travel, landscape,and can make a yard pond. I fix alot of things Take care of the grand kids I learn every day, I don't know everything all the time. Know when I wrong. And to old for you!!!!

mikecc wrote:

Bill Murray is single again.

...and what a prize that would be!

jessks75 wrote:

Shoot we are here, men just want barbie look alikes!!!!

No we don't. A woman 9 inches tall wouldn't have much use. Hmmmmm. I guess she could roll in oil and pole dance.

we all could roll in oil and pole dance!!!

jessks75 wrote:

we all could roll in oil and pole dance!!!

Yeah... um... I don't think so.





*only speaking for myself here... *

suzyr wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

we all could roll in oil and pole dance!!!

Yeah... um... I don't think so.





*only speaking for myself here... *

Oh I wouldnt either unless I was 9 feet tall!!!

I see a 9 foot tall woman and I'm running away fast.

Ratzilla wrote:

I see a 9 foot tall woman and I'm running away fast.

Weren't you eliminated by the 99 year old rule?

jessks75 wrote:

Shoot we are here, men just want barbie look alikes!!!!

Amen sister!!!!!

chiefsfan wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

Shoot we are here, men just want barbie look alikes!!!!

Amen sister!!!!!

Says who? men want honest, down to earth women who are not clingy and can cook. Basic.....

uh huh, thats why Im single!!!

jessks75 wrote:

uh huh, thats why Im single!!!

You are single because you chose to be, as do I, when you realize that currently all you require of the opposie sex, is sex, and that you are strong by yourself......

You start to utter dumb statements......

Like this one.....









I need to get laid.....

jessks75 wrote:

uh huh, thats why Im single!!!

Me too!!!!!

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Weren't you eliminated by the 99 year old rule?

Only my lungs are that old. And my stomach and liver aren't a day over 80.

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Says who? men want honest, down to earth women who are not clingy and can. Basic.....

Got one. Am happy.

I hate to tell ya FMW, but I think all the good men are taken. Thats why we are good cause we have a good woman with us. Im sorry I cant help you in your quest, but I'll keep looken fer ya. Maybe she should try the same sex person with out the mush of course. Just a thought.

Ya I know this is an old topic but im tryen to catch up

my daughter needs one good man!!! same conditions apply!!!!!

If she finds one, will you let me know under which rock she found him, please?

I am here ladies too please you

You know, when you get the "good man", what are you s'posed to do with him? They're nice and comfortable and stable, but not much fun, most of the time.

Good Man, Hell, What about a good woman?

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Good Man, Hell, What about a good woman?

Nah, what about a good man?

Aint been a good woman since Eve ate that apple.

See this is where the problem arises. Finding a good woman is much more difficult as their criteria varies greatly.

Men only require at best 2 of the following from a good woman:

Good cook.

Likes sex.

Mute.

I have had all the fun I need, now I need stability.

lisav wrote:

I have had all the fun I need, now I need stability.

Ditto sister!

Can't there be fun with stability?

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Can't there be fun with stability?

Hell yea!!!!

How about this guy?

http://www.nex-tech.com/FreeClassifieds/Public/AdDetails.aspx?id=139604&cpage=1

Wish I was younger!!!I would call him! Good for a laugh if nothing elas!

Maybe i should put an ad up for me?NOT?? LMAO!! would be fun! I need something funny

Test drive? Send him a pic of an old beater car.

Send him a pic of this old grandma Haha hehe

lisav wrote:

I have had all the fun I need, now I need stability.

You can have my husband. He's neither fun nor stable. Oh, wait... you wanted stable. Sorry. He'll be available soon-ish.

Suzy~I think we need to talk. lol :-)

Do you need a good man?