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PostSubject: The police arrived   The police arrived Icon_minitimeSun May 18, 2008 1:27 pm
The police arrived and found a woman dead on her living room floor with a golf club next to her body. They asked the husband,

"Is this your wife?"

"Yes," he replied.

"Did you kill her?"

"Yes, he replied."

"It looks like you struck her eight times with this 3-iron. Is that correct?"

"Yes," he replied, "...but put me down for a five."
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