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While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist
fall into the Rio Grande River.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

I knew that If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan, and abiding by the law to help those in
distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland
Security.

It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has
responded.

I'm beginning to think I wasted two postage stamps.