Prostate Exam

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test by the National
Health Service, a man decided to have this next test carried out while visiting friends
in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

He bent over the exam table naked while the nurse began the examination.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection."
said the nurse.

"I haven't got an erection," said the man.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse.

Ratzilla wrote:

Win some, lose some.

Well I guess if you were willing to have a prostrate exam in San Fran you better expect anything.

SciFi wrote:

Ratzilla wrote:

Win some, lose some.

Ummm. Wince some.

Justoo wrote:

SciFi wrote:

Ratzilla wrote:

Win some, lose some.

Ummm. Wince some.

I'll make another attempt. This one from my uncle. Disclaimer: The following piece of irreverent humor is posted under this forum topic because, well . . . it's humor, or at least a sincere attempt.

The latest toy has hit the shops... a talking Muslim doll.
Nobody knows what it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord.

Nobody pushes the button on my Achmed bobble-head either.......

Gonna steal that one too.

Another one from the uncle. All of this has little to do with a prostate exam, but every man is gifted with the innate ability to make it relevant to himself.


Two families moved from Afghanistan to America.
When they arrive, the two fathers made a bet: In a year's time, whichever family had become more Americanized would win.
A year later they met.
The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud... How about you?"
The second man replied, "frack you, rag-head."


"frack" automatically entered by the system as a more decorous expletive. Please substitute to restore the original thunder.

[quote="SciFi"] every man is gifted with the innate ability to make it relevant to himself.


Afghanistan has become 0bama's pain in the *** along with everything else. = prostate exam.

SciFi wrote:

The second man replied, "fuck you, rag-head."


"frack" automatically entered by the system as a more decorous expletive. Please substitute to restore the original thunder.

There ya are SciFi. I hate to see your joke minimalized.

Ratzilla wrote:

SciFi wrote:

The second man replied, "fuck you, rag-head."


"frack" automatically entered by the system as a more decorous expletive. Please substitute to restore the original thunder.

There ya are SciFi. I hate to see your joke minimalized.

Thanks, Ratz!

I screwed that joke up once by trying to clean it up for an easily offended guy. Cleaning up bad language in a joke is kinda like painting clothes on classic nudes.