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The Other One
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PostSubject: Letter From a Fair Boss   Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:03 am

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that with Barrack Obama as our President, our taxes and government fees will continue to increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did:

I walked through our parking lot and found sixty "Obama" bumper stickers on our employees' cars. I have decided that these folks will be the ones to be let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change. I'm giving it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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PostSubject: Re: Letter From a Fair Boss   Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:15 pm

thats a good one..... me likey...
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PostSubject: Re: Letter From a Fair Boss   Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:39 pm

I can't agree with this one. Why would we want to lay them all off and create more welfare recipients?
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PostSubject: Re: Letter From a Fair Boss   Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:23 pm

send to canton to be executed by the police
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