I was looking on the Internet to find ways to keep squirrels away from a bird feeder. On one page which listed suggestions, what I pasted below was the last one listed.
"Bring out the big guns.
As long as it's legal to do so where you live,
grab a gun and pop a cap in his bushy ass.
Game over. And the best part is…
squirrel tastes like chicken. Seriously, it does"