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SciFi
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PostSubject: Squirrels   Squirrels Icon_minitimeSun Jun 05, 2011 10:25 pm

I was looking on the Internet to find ways to keep squirrels away from a bird feeder. On one page which listed suggestions, what I pasted below was the last one listed.

"Bring out the big guns.
As long as it's legal to do so where you live,
grab a gun and pop a cap in his bushy ass.
Game over. And the best part is…
squirrel tastes like chicken. Seriously, it does"
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PostSubject: Re: Squirrels   Squirrels Icon_minitimeMon Jun 06, 2011 12:29 am

.17HMR, little noise, very accurate.
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PostSubject: Re: Squirrels   Squirrels Icon_minitimeMon Jun 06, 2011 3:45 am

Get him to cross a street in Ellis. He'll be dead in no time. Then he'll be left there until he's flat and dried and a gust of wind makes him do a Rocky J Squirrel impression and fly away.
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