Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

Meanwhile Bieber's local priest is disinfecting himself, NAMBLA is ripping down his posters, and thousands of EMO boys who dreamed of being his slut are slashing their wrists.

Lisa Lampanelli and Joan Rivers would still do him though.

Why does everyone pick on this kid?

Cuz we can.

He just looks like one of those kids from my school days that made everyone want to yank his shorts up around his neck and dunk him in the nearest toilet.

Ratzilla wrote:

He just looks like one of those kids from my school days that made everyone want to yank his shorts up around his neck and dunk him in the nearest toilet.

And he makes more than $250,000 a year, thereby making him a rich person living of of subsidies and dodging the tax system through loopholes so that the middle class may suffer.

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Ratzilla wrote:

He just looks like one of those kids from my school days that made everyone want to yank his shorts up around his neck and dunk him in the nearest toilet.

And he makes more than $250,000 a year, thereby making him a rich person living of of subsidies and dodging the tax system through loopholes so that the middle class may suffer.

I'm afraid in modern terms 250K isn't rich, but that's another debate. But Bieber is estimated to be worth about 25.5 million for singing shitty songs. I'd double dunk him for that.

This was funny enough for a bump.

SciFi wrote:

Justoo wrote:

Cuz we can.

Ratzilla wrote:

Meanwhile Bieber's local priest is disinfecting himself, NAMBLA is ripping down his posters, and thousands of EMO boys who dreamed of being his slut are slashing their wrists.

Lisa Lampanelli and Joan Rivers would still do him though.

Lisa Lampanelli would not,he's not black

True, I had thought of that wilky. But do you think there's that many black men in the world that are that desperate?

She does have a big mouth though..................

As big as her mouth is its still probably the only thing about her even remotely describable as tight. Hate to think what all that gal has done.

haha,good times!!!

You got a phone number for that Lampanelli gal?

Do yourself a favor Blackie. This is Ellis Cowndy and them hills are full of heifers. Much cuter and far less ridden.

haha