#3 on The Onions top 10 stories of the last 4.5 million years

Once burdened with physically demanding chores, exhausting farm work, and other unpleasant duties, man's quality of life dramatically improved after his successful domestication of the common woman.

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I can relate to this one:

THE KANSAS RECTANGLE

I think we can all relate to that one Bighead

Minor Leaguer Number of posts : 899 Age : 57 Registration date : 2008-03-30

omg that is flippin funny as hell... when people ask how i ended up here i usually tell them "low ambition"...

All Star Number of posts : 6902 Registration date : 2008-03-27

In the 70's a NYC hippy kid came to Hays and was astonished to learn there were guys that looked like him here since he said all he ever saw about KS on TV was wheat and guys in overalls. Wonder if he ever escaped the rectangle?

Ratzilla wrote:: In the 70's a NYC hippy kid came to Hays and was astonished to learn there were guys that looked like him here since he said all he ever saw about KS on TV was wheat and guys in overalls. Wonder if he ever escaped the rectangle?

Wheat and overalls? What about cattle? What else could a man want?

All Star Number of posts : 6902 Registration date : 2008-03-27

Blackie Kuhn wrote:: Wheat and overalls? What about cattle? What else could a man want?

Depends. Are they attractive cattle?