Single vs. Engaged vs. Married!!

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the
end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather
coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I
had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so
aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"


The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my
fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps.20He was so turned on that
we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"


The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning.
I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch
stilettos.. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home
from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey,
Batman, what's for dinner?'"

I just about spewed a mouthful of sunflower seeds all over the computer!

yea, thats FUNNY

and yet...so TRUE!!