the things kids say

There's this little girl named lilly, and all year she has been asking for a new bike for x-mass. She even wrote a letter to Santa asking for it!
So CHRISTMAS morning she gets up and runs to the tree, and sure enough, in front of the tree is the very bike she has been asking for! She takes it outside and rides around, Lilli is in love with her new bicycle! So Lilli decides to take to a near by park and ride around in the park. While she's in the park, Lilli comes across a policeman on a horse.
The police officer asks Lilli "Is that a new bicycle?" and Lilli says, "It sure is!!! And I love it, love it, love it! It was a gift from Santa!"
The the cop says "Well, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to give you this 5 dollar ticket. Next time you might tell Santa you need reflectors on your bicycle."
Lilli asks the police officer "Is that a new horse your riding?" and the cop responds "why, yes, yes it is.
And I love him very much!" Then Lilli says "Well next time you might tell Santa the dick goes on the bottom, not on top!"

Funny joke, but what's x-mass? Is that an x-rated mass the priests have with the alter boys?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Thanks Ratz, i needed a little feather ruffling this morning!!!