~~~OPTIMISTIC THREAD~~~Words of WISDOM

crutch51 wrote:

Samwitty wrote:

Crutch, Crotch samething

My better half says, at least I have a crotch that doesn't need a crutch....


Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

Ya but thats because your a crotchless crutchless 51.

crutch51 wrote:

If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life than lets all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.

I'll go for that!!!

Samwitty wrote:

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I'm more worried about what the humans do to it. I drank straight out of streams before but I won't drink water from KS. There isn't any streams beded with rock here and that's what cleans the streams. Yummmmm sweet water. Quote::: Ah music. A magic beyond all we do here. JK Rawling 1997

Samwitty wrote:

crutch51 wrote:

Samwitty wrote:

Crutch, Crotch samething

My better half says, at least I have a crotch that doesn't need a crutch....


Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

Ya but thats because your a crotchless crutchless 51.

And you know this, how?

Because Stone Cold says so.

Samwitty wrote:

Because Stone Cold says so.

very good...

Remember I before E except in budweiser

everyone needs to believe in something...I believe I'll have another beer.

jewelz wrote:

Samwitty wrote:

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I'm more worried about what the humans do to it. I drank straight out of streams before but I won't drink water from KS. There isn't any streams beded with rock here and that's what cleans the streams. Yummmmm sweet water. Quote::: Ah music. A magic beyond all we do here. JK Rawling 1997

Rocks will do nothing to kill microbial contaminants,You have no idea what went into the water upstream.....very risky no matter what state it's in.

fescue wrote:

jewelz wrote:

Samwitty wrote:

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I'm more worried about what the humans do to it. I drank straight out of streams before but I won't drink water from KS. There isn't any streams beded with rock here and that's what cleans the streams. Yummmmm sweet water. Quote::: Ah music. A magic beyond all we do here. JK Rawling 1997

Rocks will do nothing to kill microbial contaminants,You have no idea what went into the water upstream.....very risky no matter what state it's in.

You mean the water in Coors is filtered? That's not what they say on their commercials.

Stay happy! Be happy, can we call you happy?

Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day you're in diapers; the next day you're gone. But the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul.

"One of the things we have to be thankful for is that we don't get as much government as we pay for." (Charles Kettering)

Self-esteem is a fragile flower,and can be crushed so easily. Kind words go far!

Look both ways before crossing.

Temper gets you into trouble, pride keeps you there..

No job can compete with the responsibility of shaping and molding a new human being. Parrenting is the hardest job you will ever have. Yet can be the very most rewarding!

Everything that lives,lives not alone,nor for itself..

Don't crush that dwarf; hand me the pliers.

Mongo like candy.

Is it twue what dey say about your people?

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap

The Other One wrote:

Is it twue what dey say about your people?

Oh, it's twue, it's twue!

My grandfather was in WW I. He suffered from a mustard gas attack. It turned him into a peace activist. At one peace rally he was sprayed with pepper spray.



He is a seasoned veteran!

beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without it..

Be American, buy American, and do it all the American way: Charge it!

I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.

A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.

The way children behave is a reflection of their respect for their parents. ( From book, Love must be tough. Hehe . Most of the time. Hehe

If the world was flat, all the Chinese would fall off.

If you can't find your ass with both hands, your in big trouble...

An agreeable person is someone who agrees with you.

Samwitty wrote:

An agreeable person is someone who agrees with you.

I agree.

It's always room temperature in here...

Except on those really chilly nights...

Ain't broke, but I am badly bent.

try the redneck male enhancement program,get a bicycle pump...

And, pray tell, whose imagination are you a figment of?

Just think - if the Indians had given the Pilgrim fathers a donkey instead of a turkey, we all would be having a piece of ass for thanksgiving.

For sale: Braille dictionary; like new; must see to appreciate.

Justoo wrote:

Just think - if the Indians had given the Pilgrim fathers a donkey instead of a turkey, we all would be having a piece of ass for thanksgiving.

OMGosh that is funny!!! Can I use it this Thanks Giving??? as we sit to eat turkey I will say it!

Oldsmobile.
Say what you want to about used-car salesmen, but they've done more than anybody else for plaid and toupees and being really annoying assholes.

Those who say it cannot be done, should not interrupt those who are doing it. ~Chinese Proverb~

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue..

Lerts float.

that's not the only thing that floats

Isn't it sad that there is a multuide of lonelyness?

Not all cream rises to the top..

Your kid may be an honor student but YOU'RE still an IDIOT!