Wanted - One Good Man

firemanswife · Subject: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:10 pm

I’m searching for a GOOD man for my newly separated sister!

Must:
Be under the age of 99
Be loyal, kind, respectful, supportive, caring and trustworthy
Love children
Be somewhat attractive (I don’t want her chewing her arm off in the morning!)
Have a job, a house, and a vehicle

Applicants must not:
Have any stage five clinging ex-girlfriends
Be into heart and head games
Be liars and cheaters
Have any sort of cowardly ways within

She:
Enjoys walks under the stars and moonlight
Enjoys the peaceful countryside
Likes BBQ’s and Beer with friends and family
Is dedicated to activities with her children
Enjoys adventurous (sometimes dangerous!) things
Enjoys the simple life
Enjoys country drives
Is a total one-of-a-kind redneck girl!

How to apply:
If you fit the description, please apply via private message (or email) to me. If I survive the ass kicking she’ll deliver to me once she realizes I’ve done this, I promise to get back with you.

Thank you!

lisav · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:20 pm

Good luck finding one of those! If you do, let me know if there are more of them! Thanks!

suzyr · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:35 pm

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:54 pm

Does he have to be single?

wilkykav2 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:12 pm

yes- and he cannot enjoy,play OR talk about video games-hmmmphh

........sorry,not my thread- lol!

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firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:25 pm

Have any stage five clinging ex-girlfriends

Yes, that also goes for clingy, psychotic, harassing, insane girlfriends, too

Laughing

slickjay12 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:06 pm

i would apply but I am to fat and ugly

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firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:41 pm

slickjay12 wrote:

i would apply but I am to fat and ugly

LOL slick, that doesnt make you any less of a man. Smile

What she needs is a REAL man who won't let her down, like the last PERSON did who let her down and led her to believe things he had no intentions of following thru on....

Justoo · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:58 pm

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firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:01 pm

Too Cute Justoo. She has one of those already and he is very loyal to her. But he doesn't satisfy all her "needs".

slickjay12 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:40 pm

Maybe this would fill in for now

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A GUN IN HAND BEATS A COP ON THE PHONE

suzyr · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:45 pm

that's one big pickle!

Justoo · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:49 pm

suzyr wrote:

that's one big pickle!

Kosher?

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suzyr · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:50 pm

Justoo wrote:

suzyr wrote:

that's one big pickle!

Kosher?

Certainly appears to be... uncut.

Justoo · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:52 pm

Sweet or sour?

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suzyr · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:53 pm

Most pickles are sour. silent

firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:06 pm

Cute slick, but that is not quite what I was getting at. I meant the snuggling, the hand holding, ya know that sort of stuff.

slickjay12 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:11 pm

firemanswife wrote:

Cute slick, but that is not quite what I was getting at. I meant the snuggling, the hand holding, ya know that sort of stuff.

i love to snuggle i guess that makes me rare among men Sad

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“All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.”
A GUN IN HAND BEATS A COP ON THE PHONE

firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:50 pm

Slick, she had a GREAT guy, but he totally led her all wrong in their relationship and left her completely gun shy.... But Yes, guys who cuddle are a rarity, but there IS a few. We can pray that those rare guys find their way to this ad. Smile

The Other One · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:38 pm

firemanswife wrote:

Be loyal, kind, respectful, supportive, caring and trustworthy

Have you tried the Boy Scouts?

firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:41 pm

The Other One wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

Be loyal, kind, respectful, supportive, caring and trustworthy

Have you tried the Boy Scouts?

I should have put for the age of 30-99!

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:41 pm

Snuggling can be better than sex What a Face

wilkykav2 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:41 pm

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Snuggling can be better than sex What a Face

huh????

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nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:42 pm

firemanswife wrote:

The Other One wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

Be loyal, kind, respectful, supportive, caring and trustworthy

Have you tried the Boy Scouts?

I should have put for the age of 30-99!

99 eliminates Ratz....

firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:43 pm

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Snuggling can be better than sex What a Face

I agree with that nitro. But there are the times that you need the sex too.

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:44 pm

wilkykav2 wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Snuggling can be better than sex What a Face

huh????

Sex boils down to feeling good outside. Snuggling boils down to feeling good inside.

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:44 pm

firemanswife wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Snuggling can be better than sex What a Face

I agree with that nitro. But there are the times that you need the sex too.

of course!

firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:45 pm

I knew you would see it my way Laughing

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:47 pm

firemanswife wrote:

I knew you would see it my way Laughing

So is she available for test drives?

....runs again....

wilkykav2 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:48 pm

nitromaxx98 wrote:

wilkykav2 wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Snuggling can be better than sex What a Face

huh????

Sex boils down to feeling good outside. Snuggling boils down to feeling good inside.

Amen!'Cept for sometimes-agreed!

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firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:50 pm

nitromaxx98 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

I knew you would see it my way Laughing

So is she available for test drives?

....runs again....

We would have to talk about this in more detail.

I will bury the next person that breaks her heart Wink

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:51 pm

firemanswife wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

I knew you would see it my way Laughing

So is she available for test drives?

....runs again....

We would have to talk about this in more detail.

I will bury the next person that breaks her heart Wink

Sisterly love does that...

firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:54 pm

nitromaxx98 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

I knew you would see it my way Laughing

So is she available for test drives?

....runs again....

We would have to talk about this in more detail.

I will bury the next person that breaks her heart Wink

Sisterly love does that...

I am damn proud to have her as my sis too.

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:58 pm

There is no guarantee that her heart will not be broken again. The human spirit can be bent and even broken, but failure to try only makes one bitter. That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.

Trust me, I know...

firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:15 pm

nitromaxx98 wrote:

There is no guarantee that her heart will not be broken again. The human spirit can be bent and even broken, but failure to try only makes one bitter. That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.

Trust me, I know...

Yes, heartbreak happens and (she) never felt she was immune to it, but the person she trusted the most - the person who insisted they'd NEVER do such a thing to her, let her down the most ... She does have the strength to carry on and I know there are other fishies in the sea that are PERFECT for her.

slickjay12 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:18 pm

How old is she??

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jessks75 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:18 pm

hey while we are at it, I am looking for one of those too!!!

firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:20 pm

slickjay12 wrote:

How old is she??

She just turned 31.

slickjay12 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:22 pm

good age not yet in prime breeding years lol!

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A GUN IN HAND BEATS A COP ON THE PHONE

firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:23 pm

jessks75 wrote:

hey while we are at it, I am looking for one of those too!!!

If I find a group of them, I'll send them your way jess Wink

fescue · Rookie Number of posts: 197 Registration date: 2008-04-06

post a pic of her

firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:25 pm

fescue wrote:

post a pic of her

I would love to post a pic of her, but I am afraid that once she find out about this that I am going to be in deep deep shit. So just give me a few days and I will have one for ya. Wink

jessks75 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:31 pm

firemanswife wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

hey while we are at it, I am looking for one of those too!!!

If I find a group of them, I'll send them your way jess Wink

Thanks!!!

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:33 pm

jessks75 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

hey while we are at it, I am looking for one of those too!!!

If I find a group of them, I'll send them your way jess Wink

Thanks!!!

Jess rejected me....

SlumberGirl · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:33 pm

jessks75 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

hey while we are at it, I am looking for one of those too!!!

If I find a group of them, I'll send them your way jess Wink

Thanks!!!

I have so many men that ask me this too...I am not much of a match maker though.

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fescue · Rookie Number of posts: 197 Registration date: 2008-04-06

you never mentioned her age

suzyr · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:35 pm

firemanswife wrote:

fescue wrote:

post a pic of her

I would love to post a pic of her, but I am afraid that once she find out about this that I am going to be in deep deep shit. Wink

It doesn't matter... lol!

a-hem... you'll always be her sister, no matter how mortifying this will be for her.

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:35 pm

firemanswife wrote:

slickjay12 wrote:

How old is she??

She just turned 31.

jessks75 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:35 pm

nitromaxx98 wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

hey while we are at it, I am looking for one of those too!!!

If I find a group of them, I'll send them your way jess Wink

Thanks!!!

Jess rejected me....

When Did I EVER reject you silly......I love you, opps you didnt know?

firemanswife · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:36 pm

fescue wrote:

you never mentioned her age

I did post it earlier she just turned 31 (for the second time)