Wanted - One Good Man

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:11 pm

itdoesntmatter wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

LMFAO.....I think ya answered your own question Laughing

So, where are you going with this?

Your Sis is playing MatchMaker.

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:11 pm

jessks75 wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

better than SOMEONE in your throat!!!

I don't understand... scratch

oh come on now!!!

What?

jessks75 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:17 pm

dont make me come smack you

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:20 pm

jessks75 wrote:

dont make me come smack you

Depends where you gonna smack me.... Embarassed

jessks75 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:21 pm

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:32 pm

Badonkadonk....

jessks75 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:34 pm

well.......if you want to call it that!!!

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:36 pm

Call what, what, you perv... Twisted Evil

jessks75 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:36 pm

Degeneration X · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:15 am

I know this is a topic about finding a good man but where are all the good women at?????

jessks75 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:30 am

Shoot we are here, men just want barbie look alikes!!!!

jewelz · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:27 pm

Degeneration X wrote:

I know this is a topic about finding a good man but where are all the good women at?????

HERE I am!!! I'm fun, playful, artistic, smart, spontanius, (bad speller.. but who cares..I try). I quilt, garden, can food, cook, clean, great helper when I can. I fish(Not clean them nor eat them) camp, travel, landscape,and can make a yard pond. I fix alot of things Take care of the grand kids I learn every day, I don't know everything all the time. Know when I wrong. And to old for you!!!! cheers

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Bill Murray is single again.

suzyr · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:18 pm

mikecc wrote:

Bill Murray is single again.

...and what a prize that would be!

Ratzilla · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:53 pm

jessks75 wrote:

Shoot we are here, men just want barbie look alikes!!!!

No we don't. A woman 9 inches tall wouldn't have much use. Hmmmmm. I guess she could roll in oil and pole dance. tongue

jessks75 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:55 pm

we all could roll in oil and pole dance!!!

suzyr · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:03 pm

jessks75 wrote:

we all could roll in oil and pole dance!!!

Yeah... um... I don't think so.

*only speaking for myself here... *

jessks75 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:14 pm

suzyr wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

we all could roll in oil and pole dance!!!

Yeah... um... I don't think so.

*only speaking for myself here... *

Oh I wouldnt either unless I was 9 feet tall!!! bounce

Ratzilla · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:25 pm

I see a 9 foot tall woman and I'm running away fast.

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:48 pm

Ratzilla wrote:

I see a 9 foot tall woman and I'm running away fast.

Weren't you eliminated by the 99 year old rule? affraid

chiefsfan · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:58 pm

jessks75 wrote:

Shoot we are here, men just want barbie look alikes!!!!

Amen sister!!!!! bounce

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nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:04 pm

chiefsfan wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

Shoot we are here, men just want barbie look alikes!!!!

Amen sister!!!!! bounce

Says who? men want honest, down to earth women who are not clingy and can cook. Basic.....

jessks75 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:08 pm

uh huh, thats why Im single!!!

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nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:12 pm

jessks75 wrote:

uh huh, thats why Im single!!!

You are single because you chose to be, as do I, when you realize that currently all you require of the opposie sex, is sex, and that you are strong by yourself......

You start to utter dumb statements......

Like this one.....

I need to get laid..... lol!

jessks75 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:18 pm

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chiefsfan · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:16 pm

jessks75 wrote:

uh huh, thats why Im single!!!

Me too!!!!! cheers

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Ratzilla · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:09 am

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Weren't you eliminated by the 99 year old rule? affraid

Only my lungs are that old. And my stomach and liver aren't a day over 80.

Justoo · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:48 am

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Says who? men want honest, down to earth women who are not clingy and can. Basic.....

Got one. Am happy.

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Thefixer · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:05 pm

I hate to tell ya FMW, but I think all the good men are taken. Thats why we are good cause we have a good woman with us. Im sorry I cant help you in your quest, but I'll keep looken fer ya. Maybe she should try the same sex person with out the mush of course. Just a thought. santa

Thefixer · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:07 pm

Ya I know this is an old topic but im tryen to catch up

jewelz · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:40 am

my daughter needs one good man!!! same conditions apply!!!!! Very Happy

lisav · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:44 am

If she finds one, will you let me know under which rock she found him, please?

slickjay12 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:47 am

I am here ladies too please you

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suzyr · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:53 am

You know, when you get the "good man", what are you s'posed to do with him? They're nice and comfortable and stable, but not much fun, most of the time.

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:17 pm

Good Man, Hell, What about a good woman?

chiefsfan · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:31 pm

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Good Man, Hell, What about a good woman?

Nah, what about a good man?

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Aint been a good woman since Eve ate that apple.

nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:45 pm

See this is where the problem arises. Finding a good woman is much more difficult as their criteria varies greatly.

Men only require at best 2 of the following from a good woman:

Good cook.

Likes sex.

Mute.

Wink

lisav · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:20 pm

I have had all the fun I need, now I need stability.

chiefsfan · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:31 pm

lisav wrote:

I have had all the fun I need, now I need stability.

Ditto sister!

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nitromaxx98 · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:00 am

Can't there be fun with stability?

chiefsfan · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:20 am

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Can't there be fun with stability?

Hell yea!!!!

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SlumberGirl · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:38 pm

How about this guy?

http://www.nex-tech.com/FreeClassifieds/Public/AdDetails.aspx?id=139604&cpage=1

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jewelz · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:06 pm

Wish I was younger!!!I would call him! Good for a laugh if nothing elas!

jewelz · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:14 pm

Maybe i should put an ad up for me?NOT?? LMAO!! would be fun! I need something funny

lisav · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:52 pm

Test drive? Send him a pic of an old beater car.

jewelz · Subject: Re: Wanted - One Good Man Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:50 pm

Send him a pic of this old grandma Haha hehe affraid