Samwitty
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 |  Subject: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER  Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:47 pm | |
| 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
Gentle Thoughts for Today--
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the
end of his chain and gag himself.
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jessks75
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| | Subject: Re: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:36 pm | |
| so do you really have a dog? Do you have pics?
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suzyr
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| | Subject: Re: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:04 pm | |
| My guess is that it's the yappy neighbor dog that SW wants gone.
I've been wrong once or twice, though. 
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Justoo
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| | Subject: Re: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:18 pm | |
| | Samwitty wrote: | | 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! |
Did ya need stitches?
I may need another painter in a couple three weeks.
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Samwitty
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| | Subject: Re: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:46 pm | |
| Just let me know on the painting. Thanks
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dz724
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| | Subject: Re: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:43 pm | |
| This came in one of the forwards in my email inbox today. First one seems familiar! 
These classifieds actually ran in newspapers......
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother , AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one?:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything. |
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jessks75
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| | Subject: Re: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:27 pm | |
|  love the wife knows everything one!!!
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